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That awkward moment when you go to put your child back in bed for the third time in one night because she sleeps like she’s competing in that weird “Wipeout” obstacle course show and your hand brushes through what appears to be crumbs, possibly of animal crackers of some sort. 

Disclaimer: Child is not allowed to eat snacks in her room.

Disclaimer: I have not purchased animal crackers in quite some time. 

Disclaimer: I wash my child’s bedding regularly. Mostly regularly. Like every other week. Usually. Whatever, this isn’t about me.