This week we learned:
1. How to remove the hook from the baby gate at the top of the stairs. NEAT.
2. We are mastering the art of climbing onto things that aren’t meant to be climbed on. (Vacuum. Car. Etc.)
3. We discovered how much fun it is to pull up mommy’s shirt and poke her (HARD) in the belly button. This is very fun for third trimester mommy.
4. We revisited how much fun it is to take a drink and let milk dribble out of our mouth. Last time it offended us when it went down our shirt but now that we are a water park pro it is exhilarating.
5. We learned how to fake chew when there is nothing in our mouth, making mommy think there is something in our mouth and subsequently panic and dig around in our mouth for what we are chewing on. Or not chewing on.
6. We are continuing to master the art of running away when someone threatens to change our diaper.
7. Our selective listening skills are drastically improving, as are evidence by this video. OH WAIT. There is no more video. Because we also learned how to erase videos from mom’s phone.
8. We learned to take the lid off the Puffs can. Unfortunately, we have not yet learned how to not shove entire handfuls in our mouth.
9. We learned how to say “cheese” for a picture, which is basically the most adorable thing ever.
10. We learned to walk in someone else’s shoes. Hey, we are advanced I guess. š
10. We learned that the fastest way to ruin a bath is to try playing with foam bath soap. WeĀ HATE FOAM BATH SOAP. HATE HATE HATE.
11. Also, we had this fun moment (see below). I like to call this one, “How the heck did you get wet?” No liquids that I can find anywhere in the room. Within 5 minutes of putting on a clean shirt. Go figure.
